OK, OK, testing 1, 2, 3... I hope this plug in works
by xter at 2/7/2010 2:00:39 AM
Credits! and we open on a little kid saying goodnight to his pet turtle.
by xter at 2/7/2010 2:01:53 AM
... and I'm distracted already because King has something in his mouth that he's not supposed to have. Surprise, surprise.
by xter at 2/7/2010 2:02:42 AM
We're 4 minutes in and there's already a sex scene. Is this porn on Lifetime? WTF?
by xter at 2/7/2010 2:04:20 AM
So, it's a Saturday night and I've decided to watch a stupid movie on Lifetime called, "You Belong to Me" and live blog during it, just for kicks. I don't know why. Maybe I'm just a masochist. I'm expecting to do a lot of yelling at the tv during this thing.
by xter at 2/7/2010 2:08:13 AM
YES! This movie has a psychic in it!
by xter at 2/7/2010 2:08:45 AM
I know it's early, but I'm predicting 2 deaths and no blood in this movie.
by xter at 2/7/2010 2:10:12 AM
This must be the Stalker-who-dies-and-becomes-a-murderous-ghost character.
by xter at 2/7/2010 2:12:47 AM
See, it's really really easy to tell the bad guys from the good guys in
Lifetime movies
by xter at 2/7/2010 2:14:36 AM
This damn wine is no good. And I don't have any more. And I'm not going to go out into the cold and miss a second of this movie.
by xter at 2/7/2010 2:18:43 AM
Cool dude working on a classic Corvett.Cliche count: 2
by xter at 2/7/2010 2:20:47 AM
Oh no! I think the boyfriend is about to get murdered!!
by xter at 2/7/2010 2:22:13 AM
Oh snap. I was right! Aaaand commercial break.|
by xter at 2/7/2010 2:22:34 AM
wow. This is pretty horrible. I'm not proud of myself. It's like a cry for help, live-blogging while watching a Lifetime movie starring Shannon Elizabeth on a Saturday night. I mean, what normal person does this to themself?
... help...
by xter at 2/7/2010 2:24:17 AM
We're back!
by xter at 2/7/2010 2:26:27 AM
As far as stalkers go, this one is very hot. In fact, as far as the general population goes, this stalker character is very hot.
by xter at 2/7/2010 2:28:16 AM
Riveting. She's about to find her boyfriend's dead body.
by xter at 2/7/2010 2:29:10 AM
Is he dead? Not dead? What a gyp. He's not dead!
by xter at 2/7/2010 2:30:32 AM
............
by xter at 2/7/2010 2:31:22 AM
This isn't getting ridiculous fast enough for me. And there better be a real bodycount in this movie, no more of these "haha, he's not dead!" scenes.
by xter at 2/7/2010 2:32:29 AM
Suspense: the stalker is IN HER BEDROOM!
by xter at 2/7/2010 2:35:40 AM
WATCHING HER SLEEP!
by xter at 2/7/2010 2:35:47 AM
COMMERC- commercial
by xter at 2/7/2010 2:35:57 AM
Commercial for the Time Traveler's Wife on DVD. I bet I would sob like a baby during that movie.
by xter at 2/7/2010 2:38:08 AM
Hallmark Valentine's Day commercial. Bite me, Valentine's Day
by xter at 2/7/2010 2:40:12 AM
OK, so let me explain the plot. Shannon Elizabeth plays a single mom with a hot boyfriend and a cool job. Someone at her office is in love with her, and he's a stalking creep. But Shannon thinks that her ex-husband is stalking her and doesn't suspect the creepy but hot work guy.
by xter at 2/7/2010 2:41:57 AM
Oh and there's some girl who I THINK is an au pere to Shannon's kid. Either that or she's the neglected girlfriend of Shannon... that's how I prefer to see it.
by xter at 2/7/2010 2:43:25 AM
Another sexy scene. Woo-hoo!
by xter at 2/7/2010 2:44:26 AM
Oh damn... this is a really risque scene. GO Lifetime!
by xter at 2/7/2010 2:45:19 AM
What I can't work out yet is how this stalker dies and becomes a vengeful ghost. And I'm ashamed that I can't figure it out.
by xter at 2/7/2010 2:47:39 AM
Oh, I should have seen this coming.
by xter at 2/7/2010 2:49:00 AM
The boyfriend's going to kill the stalker, isn't he?
by xter at 2/7/2010 2:49:33 AM
Commercial
by xter at 2/7/2010 2:49:44 AM
Blah blah blah Ziploc, blah blah Ocean Spray, blah blah blah Aveeno
by xter at 2/7/2010 2:50:34 AM
Attention corporate overlords! I will say your brand name on my wildly popular internet blog and you can pay me for it!
And by "wildly popular" I mean "five people at my office read it".
by xter at 2/7/2010 2:51:29 AM
Local commercials are great. I saw some really awesome ones in New Orleans - one where a garbage truck turned into an alligator and ate a dumpster.
by xter at 2/7/2010 2:54:32 AM
We're back. It is time for a stalker - Shannon Elizabeth confrontation.
by xter at 2/7/2010 2:55:04 AM
Just date the stalker, Shannon. He's hot, you're hot. I'm sitting alone on a Saturday night with NO stalker... it's sad.
by xter at 2/7/2010 2:56:25 AM
During the next commercial break, I'm going to fix myself a snack.
by xter at 2/7/2010 2:59:34 AM
Oh! Stalker falls off the cliff!
by xter at 2/7/2010 3:00:08 AM
The psychic is NOT a prominent part of this movie and I am disappointed.
by xter at 2/7/2010 3:00:57 AM
I think this idea of mine to liveblog a crappy movie is pretty dumb, but it's like a test of my endurance now. I have an hour to go and no wine... but i won't let this movie drive me away.
by xter at 2/7/2010 3:03:10 AM
Snack time!
by xter at 2/7/2010 3:04:23 AM
Ugh this cookie is still really bad. WHY AM I EATING BAD COOKIES AND WATCHING BAD TV? I could have gone out tonight!
by xter at 2/7/2010 3:06:31 AM
Silliness + boredom = liveblogging for attention
by xter at 2/7/2010 3:07:35 AM